An Amazon shopper reviewed a sex toy in amusing fashion. He said the vibrator had led to him being made redundant
Man pens jokey Amazon review after girlfriend 'dumps' him for sex toy - Daily Star
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Man pens jokey Amazon review after girlfriend 'dumps' him for sex toy

An Amazon shopper reviewed a sex toy in amusing fashion. He said the vibrator had led to him being made redundant

Women have been ditching their partners in favour of a £18.99 sex toy

Women are so obsessed with a sex toy that they’re ditching their boyfriends to pleasure themselves.

The Love Me iWant Mini has a 4.5/5 star rating on Amazon – and dozens of shoppers have raved about it.

The £18.99 body massager, which has 20 different vibration settings, has apparently left ladies “moaning better than porn stars”.

In one amusing review, a bloke reviewed the item on behalf of his girlfriend.

He wrote: “Well what can I say. Got it for my girlfriend and basically been dumped for how good it is.

“First time using toys and she's flowing like Niagara Falls at its peak.”

The Love Me vibrating wand has a 4.5/5 star rating on Amazon

The reviewer added: “Never heard a girl moan better than a porn star in my whole life – and I've watched a lot of porn trust me when I say it's good.”

Amusingly, the cheeky chap isn’t the only one to be replaced by the waterproof vibrator.

Another Amazon customer noted that the vibrator is much more effective in the sack than her ex-partner was.

She gushed: “Love it. Absolutely love it.

“Gets me off way better then my ex and without all the baggage. Invest girls invest.”

Others revealed they’d been so satisfied by the product that they’d recommended it to a friend.

A shopper wrote: “Does the trick – would not hesitate to recommend to my mates.”

And a second admitted: “Amazing! Satisfaction 100% after trying this.

“I bought two more for other people and they got their friends to buy it too.

“Reviews made me get this and I’m telling you – worth every penny.

“Might buy for Christmas gifts.”

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